mbps scampi: NFL Team Logo Mats Are Your Cleanliness-Is-Next-to-NFL-iness Deal of the Day [Top]

Monday, January 23, 2012

NFL Team Logo Mats Are Your Cleanliness-Is-Next-to-NFL-iness Deal of the Day [Top]

I'm concerned about anti-bacterial soap. People slather that stuff on and think they're doing everyone a solid, but they're actually contributing to the evolution of resistant bacterial strains. Oh yeah? You've heard it all before? Then why are you taking a Z-Pack for a cold? IT'S THE SAME PROBLEM. Someday we're going to have to leave Earth and live in space stations, and I don't think you're gonna want mutant bacteria getting you sick. You know what they do to contagious people in those types of situations? Put them in a space suit, tie them to the back of the spaceship and put them outside until they're better. And you know what happens if the rope breaks? You have to float through space endlessly until you die. That's why I like these NFL Team Logo Mats. They're a way to clean your shoes that doesn't eventually result in death. -LN More »